Well its after 12 and I have yet to receive a card, flowers, balloons etc., who should be killed for this?

From me to you:





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Well its after 12 and I have yet to receive a card, flowers, balloons etc., who should be killed for this?
My gift comes to you much later tonight. Bring the nipple clamps.
Reply:the next man to cross your path
Reply:Poor darlin! Maybe the flower truck broke down and they are having to send for back-up!
Reply:You have no one to blame but yourself, that is hilarious I am sorry, I got nothin here. I didn%26#039;t get anything either, tho a homeless person called me Mrs. Valentine and stared at my breasts, the day is no longer a total loss.
Reply:I personally opt for everyone.... that way you %26quot;know%26quot; you got the right person!
Reply:No one! Go buy a box of chocolates, no one will know the difference cuz everyone%26#039;s buying them today, and take it home and treat yourself! That would make ME very happy! And you could even go buy some flowers to perk yourself up!
Reply:What is your email address and I will send one to you pronto!!





Sandy :O)
Reply:since you such a pimpster you should of had some by now..





I guess pimpin aint easy.
Reply:cupid.





as I understand, he is the one responsible for this holiday.
Reply:Maybe they haven%26#039;t arrived yet...or you have no Valentine(s)
Reply:Sorry I am late.... but the untrained monkeys just couldn%26#039;t seem to get the dance steps down.





I do like you!





http://www.care2.com/send/card/5937
Reply:Boba Fett! oh wait he is already dead
Reply:Well, if you would stop spurning my marriage proposals...
Reply:OMG, you did not get the card, 3 dozen red roses, 2 dozen heart shaped balloons, box of heart shaped candy and a bottle of champagne from me yet? Heads are gonna roll, I tell you!





Happy Valentines day sweetie.
Reply:Girl I hear ya....We could go on a 4 state killing spree like a couple of crazy b!tches!
Reply:Dave, the guy down the hall. He%26#039;s just too damned smug. I say we destroy him.
Reply:I know your joking...but you realize how much Hallmark loves you right now?! lol





but, that%26#039;s not a bad thing...Hallmark is here in KC, and they do wonderful things in the city...so....why am I babbling








kill the postman, it%26#039;s his fault
Reply:Haven%26#039;t you got it yet?





Well when you get it just know that it%26#039;s well deserved
Reply:I sent you 12 Chippendale Male Stripper Dancers to pleasure you all day long...


But they ended up getting on the wrong plane, flew to the wrong town, and somehow ended up in Germany at Tyler Durden%26#039;s place, where he%26#039;s now sitting in a chair in his boxers surrounded by them undulating around him...





And even though he doesn%26#039;t usually swing that way...he%26#039;s being a good sport about it, and decided to be greek for a day, thinking to himself...





%26quot;What the Hell, When in Rome!%26quot;





(Sorry, my luv...I tried...)
Reply:no one but yourself...you have no one to blame but you..if no one has sent you anything....stop sitting around waiting for it to come to you .....you don%26#039;t really need a card or balloon to know your special...but I%26#039;ll wish you a Happy Valentines day....cheer up..the days not over...
Reply:Start with the person sitting on your left.
Reply:my husbands in bed whining cause he%26#039;s got a cold, so i have to wait on him hand and foot today. i%26#039;m all for suing bill gates
Reply:who cares it isn%26#039;t about flowers roses and hugs it is about quality time with the person you love
Reply:you know what i%26#039;m going to do i%26#039;m going to the store and everyone i see coming out with flowers.balloons,candy all that crap i%26#039;m running down with my car
Reply:my ex-boyfriend, you can blame him for everything too if you%26#039;d like



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